Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

your no better than a cockroach

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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