What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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