- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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