What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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PICKLES

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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