what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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