- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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