- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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