Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Your girlfriend.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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