- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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