- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

womens rights.