- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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