What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

your no better than a cockroach

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

PICKLES

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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