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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Where's my tractor?

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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