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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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