- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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