POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Barack Obama

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A women in the kitchen.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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