- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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