Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What is the difference?

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Anthony sucks

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did the man die? He was old.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Stealth baseballs record

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Tilt your screen back

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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