What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Where's my tractor?

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Sex education in Texas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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