- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Chuck Norris is dead......

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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