Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

your no better than a cockroach

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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