- Anti Joke

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Christianity.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.