We found a cure for cancer. Death

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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The Moon Landing.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Anti Joke

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