Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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