Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Terry has ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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