- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Knock Knock The doors already open

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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