A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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