Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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womens rights.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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