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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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