What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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