How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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rent a cops

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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I woke up today

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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the holocaust

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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