There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

I woke up today

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

rent a cops

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

your no better than a cockroach

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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