What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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