- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

a black man did not eat chicken.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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