- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's an Anti Joke?

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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