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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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