Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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