Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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