A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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