- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

why do mexicans get made fun of

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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