- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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