- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

I need to start studying.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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