- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

your face

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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