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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Skrillex.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

feminists.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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