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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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