- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

i have a christmas tree.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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