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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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