- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

How do you end a sentence

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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