- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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