- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

911 jokes are just plane wrong

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Joesph Triphook.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

I need to start studying.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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