A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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