Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

you dint have to be a jew matt

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

You have friends

A terrorist robs a walrus.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

yolo your orange looks orange

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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