Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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I'm Batman.

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Why? Why not?

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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