- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

its funny cuz i laughed!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Gus's mom

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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