- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

The chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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