- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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