Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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