Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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