- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

your face is kinda funny

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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