- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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