Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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