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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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