- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

hard cheese

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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