Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Sex education in Texas.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

I have an idea! You leave.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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