Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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