An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

roses are red violets are blue

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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