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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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