How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Sex education in Texas.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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