- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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