- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A seal walks into a club.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

An Asian man fails a math test

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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