- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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