- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

feminine literature

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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