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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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