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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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