- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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