- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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