The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Double-whammy

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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