Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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