- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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