- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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