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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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