- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Dusters blow stuff.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Mitt Romney

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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