- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

AIDS.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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