A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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