Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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TOP KEK

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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