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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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