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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

womens rights

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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