- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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