- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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