Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

F? No k

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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