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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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