What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

roses are red violets are indigo

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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