Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Women's Rights

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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