what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

your no better than a cockroach

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Tucker Rivera

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

JUST KIDDING^

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

the holocaust

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Your girlfriend.

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