What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Joke

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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im saul and i love cock

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Your social life.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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