What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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