Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

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