Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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