- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Your life

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

hi mom

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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