A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Penis chickens

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Justin Beiber

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Turkey Balls

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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