Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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