What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Bitch

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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